Things I have learned working at Arrow Publications

Never run away from a tennis star…you might get stuck in an earthquake. Be nice to the local millionaire, he might just seduce you by a fireplace. Never have sex in the woods…you WILL get pregnant. Never go on a trip looking for lost keepsakes, you will cheat on your fiancé…and get robbed… Be careful when re-uniting with lost loves, they might be blind, and will scare easily. Use caution when falling in love on a cruise, you never know who’s getting on at the next port. Don’t fall in love with your police partner, he will get shot. Don’t interfere with love; your aunt’s dog will be stolen! Always carry mace when running in the park, unless you run into an ambassador from Greece. Don’t pick a fight with your childhood rival, he just might do you in a hot tub, and a shower, and his private jet, and on a beach…before a Tsunami… Don’t get on a plane; especially if you’re already pretty, you WILL be scarred for life. When protecting a rock star, proceed with caution, even though he’s sexy, someone will want to kill him. Just wear your holster in bed… When working together with old crushes after hurricanes, clothing tends to fall off easily. If you are a songwriter, you will get framed for drug possession, just sleep with the singer’s ex-boyfriend and cooperate in a sting. Can you guess the story each of these lessons come from?